- "I bet you have quite a nice book worm!"
- "So when's the last time you were 'on the desk'"
- "I'll make you scream LC subject headings."
- "Damn! You're so hot, I can't even imagine how fine you'd look in shoes that weren't sensible!"
- "When I'm through, you're gonna need to get your books rebound."
- "Librarians do it in stacks."
- "Well, stamp me received! You are checked out and I am cheeeeck'd in!"
and my favorite...