More Librarian Pickup Lines

LISNews has posted The LISNews Library Pickup Lines. Some of my favorites:

• "I bet you have quite a nice book worm!"


• "So when's the last time you were 'on the desk'"


• "I'll make you scream LC subject headings."


• "Damn! You're so hot, I can't even imagine how fine you'd look in shoes that weren't sensible!"


• "When I'm through, you're gonna need to get your books rebound."


• "Librarians do it in stacks."

and my favorite...


• "Well, stamp me received! You are checked out and I am cheeeeck'd in!"

Of course, please don't take this as an invitation to use these on me. :) They don't really work.