Friday, September 30, 2005

More Librarian Pickup Lines

LISNews has posted The LISNews Library Pickup Lines. Some of my favorites:
  • "I bet you have quite a nice book worm!"

  • "So when's the last time you were 'on the desk'"

  • "I'll make you scream LC subject headings."

  • "Damn! You're so hot, I can't even imagine how fine you'd look in shoes that weren't sensible!"

  • "When I'm through, you're gonna need to get your books rebound."

  • "Librarians do it in stacks."

  • and my favorite...

  • "Well, stamp me received! You are checked out and I am cheeeeck'd in!"
Of course, please don't take this as an invitation to use these on me. :) They don't really work.

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