Lone Star Statements contains excerpts from one-star reviews found on Amazon.com for books that made Time's 100 best English-language novels from 1923 to the present.
Some of my favorites are:
“The book is not readable because of the overuse of adverbs.” - The Lord of the Rings, J.R.R. Tolkein
“The only good thing to say about this “literary” drivel is that the person responsible, Virginia Woolf, has been dead for quite some time now. Let us pray to God she stays that way.” - Mrs. Dalloway, Virginia Woolf
“This book is like an ungrateful girlfriend. You do your best to understand her and get nothing back in return.” - The Sound and the Fury, William Faulkner
I have to admit that I have not read these three books, but the reviews are hilarious!
Found on LISNews