How to Drive Patrons Away

I love sarcastic people. They make me laugh, and the Annoyed Librarian is no exception. Her post containing tips on how to worsen public service is hysterical. So if you want to drive patrons away (or if you just want a good laugh), I highly advise that you check out this post. My favorite tip is:

A good response to almost any complaint is, "That's just the way we've always done it." ("Your website looks like it was designed by a baboon with ADD." "That's just the way we've always done it!")

Really I think that's just because I like the mental image of a baboon with ADD. Actually, I think it would be even better if it were a baboon with ADHD.